"Top 10 Signs Your Man Needs A Makeover" joke

10. None of his shirts cover your stomach.

9. His one T-shirt is offensive in 13 states.

8. Birds are attracted to his beard.

7. You recently wore a tube top to a wedding.

6. He has been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

5. He needs an estimate from his barber before he gets a haircut.

4. His very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

3. His best coat is black and red checkered.

2. He recently wore shorts to a funeral parlor.

1. He considers tomato sauce to be a fashion statement.