"Time is the best teacher;" joke

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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

(This is a joke for you and a friend. Tell your friend that everytime you ask a question to answer with "Ketchup and liquor")
You: What did you have for breakfast?
Friend: Ketchup and Liquor.
You: What did you have for lunch?
Friend: Ketchup and more...

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Andrew K.:This quote by Robin Williams is one of my favorites.
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