"Three men who changed" joke
there was three guys in a bar they hered a guy say to another did you know if you went to dead mans cliff and jump off of it say what you want to be then thats what youll change into.
so the three guys went to dead mans cliff and decided that they wanted to try one of the guys said his peace and told hi his friends how much they ment to him and then he jumped and said i want to be an eagale so he changed into an eagle the next guy did the same thing said his peace told his friend how much he ment to him and he jumped and said i wish to be a hawk so he changed into a hawk the next guy said his peace and he didnt bother to tell the other guy how much he ment to him beacuse there wasnt another one so he jumped and said crap crap crap crap and he changed into a pile of crap.
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