"Thieves Steal Ham and Bacon" joke

Australian thieves stole 16 tons of ham and bacon from a Sydney warehouse sometime over the weekend.

Before the thieves can "live high on the hog," police hope to put them away with the aid of fingerprint analysis, DNA testing, and cholesterol screening.

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