"The three aliens" joke
the were once three aliens who learnt three different words. one learnt-yes, of course the other- because she stole my lollipop and the other-sure sure why not. next day there was a murder of a girl in the city and the police doubted on the aleins. so the police asked the first one did you do the murder he said-yes, of course he asked the second one why- because she stole my lollipop and the last one do you want to go to jail- sure sure why not...
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A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use herposition to try to influence the new student. She asks theclass, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?" A girl raises her hand and says, "I more...
There once was a boy who needed four spelling words so he asked his mother who said shut up,
then he asked his brother who said yeah, yeah, yeah, he asked his sister who said lollipop,
lollipop....., he asked his dad who was watching politics and he sa id Bill Clinton. more...