"The simple truths after my son was born" joke

I understood a number of simple truths after my son was born: • The newer the paint on the wall, the more interesting it is to scribble all over it. • The most important documents are the ones most easily torn. • It is better not to put water with flower fertilizer added to it into a lemonade bottle. • The most expensive statuettes and souvenirs are the ones that are placed too low.

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