"The doctor had just completed his examination..." joke

The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty." I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic, as he regained som of his professional dignity,"that you discontinue some of your running around. Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, andabove all you will have to start eating properly andgetting to bed early." Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why nothave dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that youhave the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9: 00!"

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