"The Trucker's Dog" joke
A huge truck driver is sitting at a bar having a drink when this little pipsqueak of a guy walks in and asks who owns the pit bull outside.
The truck driver hollers "It's MY dog! What's it to you!"
The little runt says, "Nothing, but I think my dog just killed yours..."
The truck driver jumps up and says "WHAT! What kind of dog do you have anyway?"
The other guy replies "A toy poodle."
"A poodle!" the truck driver yells. "How in the hell can a poodle kill a pit bull?!"
"Well," replied the little guy, "I think he choked on it."
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