"The Racing Filly" joke
A farmer purchases a cute little filly for the purpose of racing her in the next season. When he gets the filly home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her to get knocked up, because she won't be able to race, so he calls the vet.
The vet tells him to tie a bed sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly's nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, where he sees the neighbor's son out by their barn.
"Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bedsheet tied around her rump?" the farmer asks.
The boy replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her butt!"
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