"The New American Ambassador" joke

The new American ambassador to the Far Eastern country called on the Emperor to present his credentials. During his official visit, he was disturbed by the presence of a number of comely, near-nude maidens wandering about the palace, but hoping to restrict the conversation to matters of state, he asked, "Your Highness, when was the last time you had an election here?"
"Ah," said the Emperor with a smile and a sly wink, "just befo' blekfast."

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