"The Kidnapping" joke

A blonde was really down on her luck and had to find a way to raise some money. She decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a bush and told him she had kidnapped him.
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $5,000 in a bag and put it under the elm tree near the swings on the east side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." She then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked and there was the bag sitting under the elm tree. She opened it and found the $5,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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