"The 20 minute joke" joke

A drifter was walking passed a farm and decided to stop. The drifter went to the door and asked the farmer if he could stay the nite. The farmer said "sure. u can sleep in the barn". so the drifter and farmer went to the barn and the farmer said "u can sleep here but u cant touch my pink gorrilla". the drifter said "ok" and the farmer went o bed. As the drifter was layin in the hay and was thinking ' man i got to see this pink gorrilla'. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went down the dor nd looked at the gorrilla. he was like "oh man, dats pink gorrilla'. then he heard the farmer comin so he went up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rub, and the lantern on the table and ran bac to bed. Once the farm lefted the drifter thot 'man i hav to c dat gorrilla again. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went to c the gorrilla again. He heard the farmmer comin so he went bac up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rug, and the lantern on the table and went to bed.Once the farmer lefted again, the drifter thot 'man i hav toget a picture of this gorrilla A drifter was walking passed a farm and decided to stop. The drifter went to the door and asked the farmer if he could stay the nite. The farmer said "sure. u can sleep in the barn". so the drifter and farmer went to the barn and the farmer said "u can sleep here but u cant touch my pink gorrilla". the drifter said "ok" and the farmer went o bed. As the drifter was layin in the hay and was thinking ' man i got to see this pink gorrilla'. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went down the dor nd looked at the gorrilla. he was like "oh man, dats pink gorrilla'. then he heard the farmer comin so he went up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rub, and the lantern on the table and ran bac to bed. Once the farmer lefted the drifter thot 'man i hav to c dat gorrilla again. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went to c the gorrilla again. He heard the farmer comin so he went bac up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rug, and the lantern on the table and went to bed. Once the farmer lefted again, the drifter thot 'man i hav to get a pic of the gorrilla A drifter was walking passed a farm and decided to stop. The drifter went to the door and asked the farmer if he could stay the nite. The farmer said "sure. u can sleep in the barn". so the drifter and farmer went to the barn and the farmer said "u can sleep here but u cant touch my pink gorrilla". the drifter said "ok" and the farmer went o bed. As the drifter was layin in the hay and was thinking ' man i got to see this pink gorrilla'. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went down the dor nd looked at the gorrilla. he was like "oh man, dats pink gorrilla'. then he heard the farmer comin so he went up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rub, and the lantern on the table and ran bac to bed. Once the farm lefted the drifter thot 'man i hav to c dat gorrilla again. So he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door and went to c the gorrilla again. He heard the farmer comin so he went bac up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rug, and the lantern on the table and went to bed. once the farmer lefted again the drifter thot 'man i hav to get a pic of this gorrilla' so he took the lantern off the table, the table off the rug, and the rug off the door. just as he was goin to take the p the farmer was comin SO drifter went up the stairs and put the rug on the door, the table on the rug, and the lantern on the table....

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