"Surgical Patients" joke

Four doctors who hadn’t seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to who makes the best surgical patients:
The first said, for sure, electrical engineers. “You open ‘em up, ” he contended, “and everything is color-coded. ”

“Nah, ” said the second. “It’s librarians. You open ‘em up and everything is alphabetized. ”

The third scoffed. “Of course not, ” he said. “It’s accountants. You open ‘em up and everything is numbered. ”

“Lawyers, ” said the fourth, with a shake of his head. “It’s lawyers, you idiots! No heart, no guts, no spine, and the ass and the brain are interchangeable. ”

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