"Sun Or Rain" joke
Customer to umbrella seller: “Tell me, how can I make this umbrella last 10 years? ”
Umbrella seller: “Don’t use it in sun or rain”.
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can more...
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're more...
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