"Signs your cow has mad-cow #2" joke

Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King. She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia. Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket. Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it. Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards. Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars. Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time. Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!

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