"Sick Chelsea" joke
A relative heard this on C-Span the night of President Clinton's economic
Chelsea wasn't feeling well at her private school. She went to the infirmary
to get some aspirin. The nurse discovered that nobody had ever signed
a parental consent form to authorize the school to dispense medicine to
the First Kid.
The nurse told Chelsea that they needed to contact one of her parents for
permission to give her aspirin. Chelsea told her, "Oh, please call Daddy.
Mom's far too busy."
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