Bubba was at the police station explaining to the officer why his cousin shot him.
"We wuz havin' us a real good time drinkin'," he explained, "when my cousin Billy Bob picked up his rifle and asked us fellas if we wanna go huntin'."
"Ok," then what happened?" the officer asked.
"That's when I stood up and said, 'Sure. I'm game'."
This was a practical joke my cousins came up with for a good laugh.
There just happened to be six of us together with nothing to do. So we got the phone book, picked out a number at random, and the first person dialed.
When the person answered, my cousin asked for a more...