"Short St. Patrick's Day Jokes 2" joke
Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
A: Shamrock' n' roll!
Teacher: "Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?"
Student: "Because it was too far for them to crawl."
Q: What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A: A little green with a croak of gold!
Q: What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
A: "How's the weather up there?'
Q: What would you get if you crossed an Irishman with a basketball star?
A: Eire Jordan!
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