"Sex for $1.80" joke

A man walked up to a hooker and asked if she could show him how to have sex, she asked how much will you pay me, and he said, "
all i have is a $
1.80"
. "
Alright then,"
she said, placing 10cents on his right shoulder, telling him to drop and lift the shoulder rapidly, he did, she then placed 20cents on his left shoulder and told him to drop and lift it rapidly but going up when the right shoulders going down, and vice versa. He did She then placed 50cents in his ass cheeks, she then asked the man to bob his bum back and forth, after doing the shoulder movements, he did. She then placed $1 on his dick and asked him to do the bum bobbing again, so he did. Then she said now put them all together and practice for 10 minutes, in this order, right shoulder left shoulder bum and dick, R/shoulder 10cents, L/shoulder 20cents, bum bobbing 50cents and the dick a dollar, while saying, 10cents 20cents 50cents a dollar!, 10cents 20cents 50cents a dollar! after doing this for five minutes he said oh fuck it, giving up on all other movements except for the dick while saying, dollar 80 dollar 80 dollar 80

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