"Run Laddie" joke
An Irishman was attending his first American baseball game. When the first batter made a hit, the fans jumped up and yelled, "Run! Run! Seeing this, the Irishman jumped up too and started yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
Second man up made a hit which made the crowd again cheer, "Run! Run!" Once more, the Irishman jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
The third batter up got ball 1... ball 2... ball 3... ball 4. "Take your base," yelled the umpire. As the batter jogged to the base, the Irishman jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
A fan sitting next to him looked at him and said, "He doesn't need to run, he has four balls."
With a shocked look, the Irishman shouted, "Walk with pride, laddie! Walk with pride!"
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