"Rodman and the Genie" joke
Dennis Rodman picked up a bottle he found on the beach and suddenly a genie appeared.
"Master," said the genie, "I may grant you one wish."
"Hey, listen bitch," Rodman yells, "don't you know who I am? I don't need no dumbass woman givin' me nuttin'."
"But Master, I must grant you one wish or I shall be returned to the bottle forever," the genie pleaded.
Dennis thought for a brief moment, then grumbled, "Okay, fine... I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning."
Angry and hurt by his ungrateful attitude, the genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.
The next morning Dennis woke up with Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt and Hillary Clinton. His leg was broken, his penis was gone and he had no health insurance.
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