"Rid Of The Old Battle-Ax" joke

An undertaker called the next of kin to confirm the funeral arrangements desired for the dear departed and, as luck would have it, the son-in-law-who was actually delighted to be rid of the old battle-ax -answered the phone.
"We're sorry to disturb you in this time of personal grief," the undertaker intoned solemnly, "but there appears to be some confusion as to whether the body of the loved one is to be buried or cremated."
"Let's not take any chances," came the prompt reply. "Do both."

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