"Redneck Delivery" joke
Deep in the back woods of Kentucky, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called to help with the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Hold this lantern high so I can see what I'm doing." A short time later, a baby girl was delivered.
"Hold on now, don't be so quick to put that lantern down," the doctor said, "I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes, he had delivered another baby girl.
"Land sakes, son," exclaimed the doctor, "don't be in such a hurry to put that lantern down. It looks like there's still another one in there!"
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked, "Doc, does ya think it's the light that's attractin' em?"
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