"Redneck 12 days of Christmas" joke

Borrowed without permission from Jeff Foxworthy's Christmas song:
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Pack of Bud Rasslin' tickets
tin of copenhagen years probation table dancers cans of redman cans of spam Flannel Shirts Mud Grip Tires Shotgun Shells Huntin' dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT If you're from Georgia you'll understand the Mud Grip Tires: )

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