"Ready...Aim...Merry Christmas" joke

Just in time for Christmas, Urban Outfitters has announced the release of a new Christmas bauble sure to get you into the holiday spirit...the handgun ornament.

Designed to bring back happy memories of those carefree drive-by shootings you used to love as a kid, the handgun ornament also serves as a reminder of all your relatives who can't be with you this holiday season due to parole violations.

Coming soon after Christmas: the annual NYPD ornament amnesty program.

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