"Q" joke

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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The following are the top three winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest in New Woman Magazine:
No. 1
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her more...

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