"Punctuation marks" joke

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

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Right wing radio host, Michael Savage, recently said, “You must never elect an overt, pushy lesbian or homosexual to any office... They will only work for their sexual ends. They will not think about national security. They will only think of gay security, gay security, gay more...

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