"Proverbs" joke

Proverbs(?): "Golden" Words of College Students:-

1) "Most certainly common sense would check many divorces".
"Yes, it would prevent just as many marriages".

2) APOLOGY: Something said which you didn't really mean.

3) It's quite easy to be good and lazy. It takes a lot of energy and imagination to be active and naughty.

4) Worries are hereditary, parents have them from their sons and daughters.

5) Drinking a soft drink with a straw is like kissing a girl through proxy.

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