"Political asylum" joke

After Benazir Bhutto died she wanted to get an entry into paradise.
She knocked on the gate. Knock, knock, knock. ..
After a long time an angel opened the door and said.' Sorry, Ms Bhutto, wrong floor; please go down the stairs.'
After a short while, Ms Bhutto was back again knocking furiously on the gate, shouting,' Let me in, let me in!'
'What's it now?' asked the angel politely.
'I demand political asylum!' thundered Ms Bhutto.

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