"Pluto, Thou Art Expelled" joke
According to CNN, leading astronomers have declared that Pluto is no longer a planet due to its small size. For the same reason, astronomers have also declared me a woman.
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."
Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Pluto loses status as planet. Also loses court case seeking to be allowed to wear pants in Disney cartoons.
“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.
This week's joke, sent by a MegaLaw visitor, seemed appropriate given the feelings vented by so many at either the recent decision of the Florida Supreme Court or the recent decision of the U. S. Supreme Court. It is a classic among disgruntled attorneys...
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