"Pluto- Milky Way's Bitch" joke
A group of astronomers gathered in Prague (calm down ladies) and stripped Pluto of its planetary status. The instellar badasses declared that Pluto no longer met the new criteria to be called a planet. Suck on that Pluto, you ain't never gonna be a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, and has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a nearly round shape, bitch! You ain't nothing but an asteroid lovin' punk!
This now reduces the number of planets from 9 to 8. In other news, I want my 7th grade astronomy test to be regraded. I believe, Mr. Dartwell, you will find my answer on how many planets in the solar system to be correct.
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."