"Pinnochio's Problem Is Solved" joke

One evening Pinnochio's girlfriend turned to him and complained, "Pinnochio! This really stinks. Every time we make love, I end up with splinters."
The next day Pinnochio went straight to Gepetto to ask for his advice. Gepetto said, "Sandpaper, my boy, sandpaper. That's all you need."
A few later Gepetto went to visit Pinnochio and asked, "So, my boy, how are you doing with the girls now?"
Grinning, Pinnochio replied, "Who needs girls!"

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