"Pesticide" joke

The slow-moving groundsman ambled into the general store.

Groundsman:' I want two pounds of pesticide for the beetles on the cricket pitch.'

Shopkeeper:' Certainly, sir.'

Groundsman:' Shall I take it?'

Shopkeeper: (heavily)' No. Send the little perishers round for it.'

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