"Mixed Emotions" joke
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual more...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
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Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is?
A: Watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.