"Nice Crib" joke
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with the eyese glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I Just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50!"
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual more...
Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is?
A: Watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.