"Mallu Identity" joke
You know it is a mallu when he.................
folds and ties up his lungi every now and then as if he is wading through flood waters.......
has coconut oil dripping from his hair.............
comes to office wearing a pair of rubber slippers...............
always discusses about communism and price of fish. ................
distributes banana chips in office on return from leave..................
hunts for tapioca in the vegetable shop............................................
says' baaig' for a bag and' baayck' for back.........................................
always talks about plans to go to Dubai................... and........................
heads for the' brandy shaap' in the evening everyday without fail............
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.
Love wanted to persevere more...