"Language" joke

APL is a write-only language. In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to. With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet. A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.

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