"Ive sure gotten old" joke

Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. Im half blind, cant hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Cant remember if Im 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But..... Thank God, I still have my Florida drivers license!

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