"Incident" joke

I have been married twice and am now on my 3 girlfriend. i took her 2 my parents and that night we got very tired and i said that we were goin to bed. my mum said that we were not sleeping together as we were not married. so i came up with the suggestion that my mum will sleep down stairs, my girlfriend would sleep in my room and i will have to sleep in with my dad. that night me and my dad got really drunk and he woke me up saying that he was really horny and he said his dick was as hard as steel. he also said that he was goin to bone my mum. I said to him that he had to take me with him and he replied why. i then replied back that he was holding onto my dick.

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