"Id love you to stay the night" joke

Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all. Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed

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