"I Don't Respect Your Heritage" joke
Italy won the World Cup and now all my Italian-American friends are walking around with Italian flag t-shirts. That damn flag always makes me want pizza.
But whatever your ethnic background, I want you to know that I think it sucks dick and I hate you for being so proud of it. You have no control over your background. I'm Italian myself, but I don't act like it's some kind of an achievment. It's not like I saved up to be Italian. We don't have some story in my family that goes, "Son, when we came to this country, we were Mexicans, but through hard work..."
By the way, Italian-flag-waving-American-imbeciles, Italy fucking hates Italian-Americans. The reason your family came here in the first place was because they didn't want you in Italy. Do you actually think that real Italians are into gold chains and velour sweat suits, you tacky, hairy animals?
Your pal,
Kurt
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