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    A Dream

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    Saddam called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."
    Clinton said:"Saddam, what was on the flag?" Sadam said: "Allah is God, God is Allah".
    Clinton said: "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war; it had been completely rebuilt. And on every building there was a flag."
    Saddam said: "Bill, what were on the flags?"
    Clinton replied: "I really don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"

    A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "Thats the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

    A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
    A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
    A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
    A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
    A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
    A snail can sleep for three years.
    Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
    All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
    Almonds are a member of the peach family.
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
    February 1865 is the only month in recorded more...

    A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too!"

    An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
    The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
    So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
    The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
    "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

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