"Husband Came Strolling" joke

The husband came strolling in the front door to discover his wife in the passionate embrace of his best friend.
"I love him, John," she said to her surprised spouse.
"See here," said the friend, "we're all too sophisticated to let a situation like this get out of hand. Tell you what let's do-we're both sportsmen-I'll play you a game of gin rummy for her."
The husband thought about that for a moment.
"All right," he said, "but let's play for a penny-a-point on the side, just to keep it interesting."

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