"How can you tell if a woman is wearing tights?" joke
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing tights?
A: If she farts, her ankles swell.
How many animals can you shove into a pair of tights?
Two calfs, an ass, a beaver, countless hairs, the occasional cock and one dead fish no one can find.
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