"How May I Help You?" joke

As a church secretary, I answer the phone by saying, "Jesus loves you, Sharon speaking. How may I help you?" One day I was deep in conversation with my office colleagues when the phone rang. "Sharon loves you, Jesus speaking. How may I help you?" I said distractedly. There was a pause before the caller said, "Somehow I thought your voice would sound different."

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