"How Do You Feel?" joke

Jack and George, both residing in a home for seniors, were playing cards and chatting.
"How do you feel, George?" Jack asked. "I mean, you are going to be 80 next week, so how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly, Jack," George replied, "I feel like a newborn baby. I have no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself."

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