"Hot for Teachers" joke

Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera are 26-year-old twins who work as teachers at the same California high school. Both are facing felony charges as a result of an illicit sexual relationship with a female student.

Note to friends: Christmas cards will be a little late this year.

I have writer's cramp from all the fantasies I've added to my special list as a result of this story.
At least I think it's writer's cramp....