"Have You Got the Time?" joke

After driving all night a man pulled over to the side of the road to get some rest. Before long there was a rap on the window and a jogger standing there.

"Pardon me," said the jogger,"but do you have the correct time?"

"Six A.M." the man replied groggily, and then went back to sleep.

A few minutes later another jogger tapped on the window.

"Hate to bother you, but od you have the time?"

"Five after six," the man growled angrily, scaring the second jogger off. Deciding to put an end to the disturbances, the man made a sign saying, "I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME" and hung it on the window.

Soon, awakened by yet another tapping on the window, the man rolled down the window and saw a third jogger.

"I saw your sign," said the jogger, cheerfully pointing to his watch. "It's half past six!"