"HOW TO IMPRESS THE MALE" joke

HOW TO IMPRESS THE WOMAN
compliment her,
cuddle her'
kiss her'
caress her'
love her'
stroke her'
tease her'
comfort her,
protect her'
hug her'
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
hug her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...
HOW TO IMPRESS THE MALE
show up naked

... with beer