"Green Glitter" joke
A king with a 20 year old daughter lived in the biggest castle in his land. It was about time for her to marry. Every before she went to bed, she would put green glitter down on her vagina. Every couple of weeks he would call in 3 men from town and told them "Go in and have sex with my daughter. If you come out with green glitter on your dick, you will get thrown to the lions. If you come out clean, you will marry her." Many had tried and many had failed. This week, he called in 3 men. When each went in, gaurds would watch to make sure they really had sex. The first one went in and was in there for 1/2 and hour. When he came out, he was thrown to the lions. The second one went in and was in there for about 2 1/2 hours. He comes out and he also gets thrown to the lions. The third goes in with a big grin on his face. The king sat on his throne and waited about 4 hours before the man finally comes out. Suprisingly, he has no glitter on his dick. They get married later that afternoon. It was a big ceremony with everyone there. That night was the honeymoon. As they were about to have sex, he said to his new bride, " i need to go brush my teeth." When he got to the bathroom, he opened the cabinet door to get his toothbrush. When he closed the door to the cabinet, looked in the mirror and smiled real wide.
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